Have you ever wanted to swim in a big swimming pool, full of water*? Beijing summer is a hot potato, full of steamy potato insides. You’re inside the hot potato too, so be sure to take your starchy mass of an existence to a pool near you, get in it and stay there until mid-September.
*2015 studies showed urine levels to be pretty high in Beijing swimming pools – some six times the national recommended urine-in-swimming-pool level. Not sure why they don’t just recommend no urine.
– or the ‘lake of youth’ – has two waterslides, a concrete patch for bros to drink and play loud music and a kiddy pool with a magnificent self-filling and emptying water bucket installation. Urine levels taste low, and there’s other snacks like jianbing
Off Andingmenwai Dajie. Open Thu 1. 40RMB; 30RMB (concessions).
You had us at ‘Crab Island
’. Conveniently situated just off Beijing’s majestic Airport Expressway, Crab Island features one of Beijing’s best manmade sandy beaches – top 20 for sure – as well as a decent-sized wave pool, a kids area and an amusement park.
Nangao Lu. Open Thu 1. From 128RMB; 60RMB (kids over 120cm); 40RMB (kids under 120cm).
Tuanjiehu Water Park
If there’s one thing modern life-livers can’t life-live without, it’s an inner-city beach volleyball court adjacent to a 10,000sqm pool with waterslides. Tuanjiehu Water Park
has all of this and more and is walking distance from Sanlitun.
Tuanjiehu Lu. Open Jul 1. Price tbc.
What doesn’t Chaoyang Park
have? Nothing – it’s got every single thing, and two of those things are a manmade beach and a water park. Urine levels are really quite pleasant to boot.
Chaoyang Gongyuan Lu. Open Thu 1. Price tbc.
Haidian, you didn’t think we’d miss you like we normally do, did you? Silly Haidian. Liulang
is located near the south gate of the Summer Palace and boasts a swimming pool each for both kids and grown ups too. It’s good. It’s not an island for crabs, but it’s good.
Kunming Dong Lu. Open Thu 1. 30RMB.
Emperor Beijing Qianmen Hotel
Expensive and prestigious, the boutique rooftop pool at Emperor Beijing Qianmen Hotel
is a gem, doubling as a neat vantage point from which to admire the Forbidden City and the low roofs of the surrounding hutong neighbourhood. Don’t wee here.
Xinyukou Jie. Open from Apr 18. 258RMB (three hours).